The menu is pretty straightforward in misleading you to believe that this place is anything but an average at best breakfast place. If your "stoned out of their mind" waiter can manage to remember your order, or more importantly that you're even there, you have a fair shot at having your unremarkable food pile in a reasonable time frame. This is the sort of place that I USED to eat at, before I cared about how I spent my money or learned what a nice brunch is.