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| - Phillip Eats Sand
By The Rue
3 stars for the food,
But the service was great,
I didn't go with a dude,
I even liked what I ate,
None of the patrons were rude,
I didn't stay very late,
This doesn't conclude,
My reviews to this date.
Ordered chicken fajitas,
They came out pipping hot,
Only came with 3 tortillas,
Liked this I did not,
I didn't order sopapillas,
My friend wasn't distraught,
Your mom is from Pasadena,
And your cat smokes pot.
A pint of Kiltlifter to wash it down,
A bottle of Pacifico for my friend,
Bozo is a silly clown,
Cookie he could always depend,
Some people have a permanaent frown,
Their troubles will never end,
Bottle of Jack, sorrow will drown,
Happy for a while, you'll pretend.
PASTRAMI!!
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