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  • Thank You for Ruining Breakfast- Had to stop after my first bite to review this place and write my experience. Let me just note that I KNOW there are people who would say to "suck it up"; I'm sure the owners or management roll their eyes when people complain about "little things" but $40 for ONE Breakfast and some chicken strips is not a small thing for a middle class person. It's a LUXURY and having it ruined is absolutely unfair and very poor business practice. I ordered a veggie omelette withOUT peppers not because I'm a picky eater, far from it, but because bell peppers are ONE produce I do not like in my eggs! My omelette was STUFFED with bell peppers. I'm pretty sure when the check out girl opened the container to confirm no bell peppers, she saw them because she twitched but still said "... and no peppers" Thanks, for being deceitful and wasting my $10. I certainly did not have a fork to cut into with and see all the peppers. I'm not going to eat this. I hate the lingering smell of peppers in my eggs and they give me heartburn. GODDAMNIT!! I ordered a side of home fries or country potatoes or whatever. Almost completely raw. Nothing else to be said here. I ordered chicken strips with fries for $9. The chicken strips were extremely small, surprising even. But that's not the worst part: they were OLD. Clearly fried a while earlier and sat under a heat lamp. The batter is rock hard and completely falls off the chicken, exposing dry, yellow meat. The bits are so hard, it's almost impossible to eat. Thank you for giving me old food for my money. Pancakes -- decent but clearly made with packaged or pre bought liquid batter because I can taste all the fake ingredients in it. BACON. Yeees, I order a side of bacon. First, the check out girl opens the container to show me and then bacon rolls out on the register counter. She gasps but clearly wished I didn't see that. I asked her to put it back in and request crispy bacon plus an extra order. This one was merely seared and it still looked... alive . I waited, literally for 18 minutes for a new batch. I asked TWICE wtf is going on and can I get this precooked bacon. Finally another girl hands me a container. I look. SAME FUCKING CONTAINER WITH SAME BACON and no additional order like I paid for. I send it back and tell her I'm standing there literally WAITING for that to be fixed and remind her of the extra order. About 6 minutes later she brings it. I will absolutely not ever order here again. Every single experience I wanted to have today was ruined and is INEDIBLE for me. You're welcome to contact me and let me know how you would like to issue me my refund. Never. Again.
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