This isn't the worst food I've ever had, but it is the worst food I've ever had in Vegas.
The sweet potato was overcooked and bland. The curry I LITERALLY spit out it was so disgusting. The Russian was just a nasty blob of capers capers capers. How do you mess up pasta? Seriously!
This is like when I was dating a guy who came over with groceries to make me dinner. But at the first bite I wanted to kick him out when he sat there so proud thinking he was definitely getting some.
Tim if you are reading this, this is not about you. Even though you were the only guy who ever came over and cooked.
The food is AWFUL. Please don't eat here.
Ok, I lied about Tim (it was him), but I'm not lying about the food. The people working there looked so proud about this crappy food. SERVICE: Excellent. FOOD: vomit inducing.