Hot-Diggity-Dog! This place is hilarious!
It's horse betting and drinking and eating and gambling and drinking-- how could it not be a good time?
I don't even have the slightest clue how to bet on horses but let me tell ya, ask the ol' guy in the corner and he'll explain a TRIFECTA to you.
Get your drink on and throw your money away because you are heading to TURF PARADISE, Baby!