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  • I've had Pizza from this place 3 times now. The first two times were over 1 year ago, and it was good. But the last time was so incredibly horrendous, that I need to come down hard on this business for it. First, the Pizza was extremely soggy. When the delivery person handed it to me, I grabbed the box from the bottom, only to notice that it was sogging through the box. I didn't say anything because I was starving and just wanted to eat right away. How bad could it be, right? Well, when I opened the box, there was a layer of water on top of the cheese. After gwaking at this, I drained the water. Again, how bad could it be? I put some slices on my plate, and the dough was way undercooked. There wasn't even any "crust" feel to it. It was doughy pizza. Again, I was so hungry, that I sucked it up and ate two slices. It was the most disgusting thing I ever ate in my life-- and you know what they say about PIzza; No such thing as bad Pizza. Until that day, I had believed this adage to be true. I am a physician, and can say certifiably that the Pizza smelled and tasted like a cadaver. I've never eaten a cadaver, but so far as smell and taste are intimately interchanged, upon smelling this pizza as I ate, it brought me back to when I was a medical student dissecting fresh cadavers for the first time. Needless to say, I ordered a small Pizza, and had to throw away 3/4 of it. I never throw away Pizza. I was very disappointed, but decided to give them a second chance; after all, this could have been an isolated event-- a fluke, right? Wrong. The next time, the Pizza was soggy again. It didn't smell like cadaver this time, but still a major disappointment that deemed this pizza unworthy of my further business. So I now refuse to order from there again.
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