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  • I have eaten here 3 times, and I feel that I can paint you a (not so) pretty picture of the place. Let me start by applauding their separation from Sam Fox, the Chef Boyardee of overpriced cardboard. Maybe they will find genuine inspiration and give the audience something more original and exciting. I've had the grass fed burger, which is pretty good - served with parmesan, mushroom and caramelized onions. But so is anything with parmesan, mushroom and caramelized onions. I may be willing to eat tree bark covered in that. So it's not exciting. Neither is the Inside Out Burger, which is in no relation to the movie Inside Out nor a distant cousin of In N Out Burger. No - this is high-falutin, grade A health movement swill. Come to think of it, I was a little depressed after eating it, so maybe there is a hint of Pixar in it. The Poke bowls, again, are Yardhouse quality re-branded as the latest Keto/Paleo/Rowan Atkinson/Richard Simmons catering health food. They are good, but even better because the health nuts have a Mecca to pray at while they eat the Yardhouse food. True Food Kitchen is the leader of the Dadaist movement on health food. They have taken the artistic works of so many great restaurants and put a mustache across them, hoping you will eat mustache "because, you know, it's healthy for you." But don't look for originality.
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