How am I going to review this place?
Did I actually get tricked into coming here?
How... ???
What... ???
Did I really just see THAT much nudity & debauchery in 2 hours?
My life has forever changed...
Wow, I'm going to TRY to write a coherent review. God help me.
Who knew all it would take to snap me out of any bi-curiousness I may have had was strippers.
Pros:
You can get drunk on the left & then go watch full nudity on the right.
Everything was 2 for 1. 2 beers? $4.50. That was awesome. Is that just Wed?
The black lights turned my vodka tonic a light colored neon blue.
The girls that talked to us were nice.
The girl who gave my friend a dance worked hard & deserved her money.
The bouncers looked very capable.
The music. Heard some stuff I didn't think I'd hear. Major plus!
Cons:
Could the parking lot be any more crowded? Holy hell.
Kind of dingy. Sitting in those chairs freaked me out a little.
The locks in the restroom on the left are broken!
The bartender watered our White Russians down. It was gross. We complained & it was rectified.
Now, let me say that just because I gave this place 4 stars doesn't mean I ever want to come back. I have had my fill of strip clubs, be it this place or any other.