Ancient Chinese secret my ass. I know the secret here and it's my formula for success all through college. You take some meat, add veggies, and make an oyster sauce rue and viola, instant "authentic" Chinese food. We ordered several random dishes here and it was all the same. I was pining for some Panda after this...ugh. Only if this was being cooked by midgets on donkeys in an outdoor kitchen then yes, instant classic.