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  • I decided to get the groupon hydro colonic therapy session. My boyfriend and I both went together. The man that worked there (not sure if its the owner or not) was very aggressive in his approach knowing this was our first time. The woman that walked out right before us had a mad look on her face and I kinda wondered why but thought maybe it was because she was embarrassed to walk out after having the procedure done. He proceeded to tell us what her issue was in detail also stating that he shouldn't be talking about other clients.. but... and continued to tell us her business. My boyfriend helped me to get ready for the procedure and when the man came back in he showed me what to do all the while filling me up with fluid. He stood there and kept talking as if he got a kick out of people getting their first fill out. I thought this was supposed to be private comfortable and relaxing. I was laying on the table with a sheet over me being filled with liquid needed to release so bad while this man keeps talking and talking in an aggressive but oddly amused tone. Finally he left to help my boyfriend but kept coming back to talk some more. Every time he did this I turned off the machine so that that I wouldn't keep filling up and need to release while he was in the room. Not getting the hint he would turn it back on, filling me up like he was waiting to see me release. It was very uncomfortable. Finally when it was over and I cleaned up and went into the waiting area..He tells me that I'm an unhappy person and kinda nodded to the room my bf was in as if i wasn't happy with him.. It was more that I was unhappy with the treatment I just received. He then proceeded to go into my bf room and tell him I was an unhappy person. He came out to check on the other people waiting telling him that my boyfriend was talking to long and he cant stand LINGERERS and now he was going to have to cancel his yoga appointment! He then called his yoga instructor in front of me and tell her how late he was going to be due to people taking to long. I was really looking forward to the experience to cleanse but I was never comfortable enough to relax fearing he was going to keep coming in, to allow my self to fill up enough to release. I would like to find somewhere else to and wouldn't go back here. So if there is anyone out there that is extremely comfortable with their self and don't might other people watching you essentially "take a huge shit" then by all means.. but if you are looking for a peaceful non high strung non aggressive situation DO NOT go there!
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