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  • I wanted to be a big fan of Miracle Mile Deli. Wa-ho! and all that. Well, THAT didn't happen. So here's the whole story: Some time ago, like years ago, I had a bad meal here and I'd never returned. Truth be told, I don't go to Chompies much anymore either. Deli food is a lot. A lot of food, a lot of money. A good deli sandwich is, "half now, half for dinner", but I'm not 20 anymore and it's just too much. So, a few weeks back, I came to Miracle MIle for some chicken soup. Just felt like it. You know, chicken soup as in "Jewish penicillin"? Well, it was delicious but more importantly, the sandwiches going out looked terrific! A pastrami sandwich looked great, with sauerkraut PROPERLY FRIED for a short period of time. Few, if any restaurants know this trick but these guys do! Expensive, $11, hey-that's deli food! Chompies is at least that much! Also, on the line this day was a 25lb freshly baked whole turkey. You could smell it from the line! Great quality! Today, May 20, I came in, feeling weak. Got a migraine yesterday...where do those come from? So, again, chicken soup to start. Got a second wind and ordered a turkey sandwich. With slaw on the side and fries. Got it home, swear to you, the SMALLEST $11 turkey sandwich I've ever seen in my life. Ever! Called them back, spoke with a manager. He said, after I'd asked for the 3rd time "how much turkey comes on a turkey sandwich"? and he replied, "4 ounces". THAT SEEMS LIGHT. Seems very light. Let's figure this out. For the sake of this conversation, let's assume there is no other cost than turkey. Just for a moment. We'll get back to the bread and condiments and stuff in a moment. If 4 ounces of turkey is $11, that means it's $2.75 ounce. That means their turkey is $44 per pound! $44 per pound! PER POUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $11 / 4oz = $2.75/ounce. $2.75 per ounce x 16 oz (1 pound) = $44.00/pound! Let's take off some per pound, let's make it $2/pound. At $2 off, that's STILL $32 PER POUND! No thanks. No matter how high the quality, no turkey is sold for half that much. These guys have a viable business and they have the balls to ask for $44/pound per turkey, they'll just have to do it without me!
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