I could remove all following of sports from my life, except for the Browns. I'm seriously convinced that I was brainwashed by family and city to root for this team no matter what torture it may bring - photos document lots of orange & brown clothing given to me. I had a brown and orange blanket as a child, and at the age of 9, it was falling apart so badly that my mother threw it in the dumpster. I came home, shocked to find it missing, and cried when my mom wouldn't let me take it out of the trash.
This undying loyalty is a common Cleveland trait, but still, can't the Browns just be good for a little while? That would make it a whole lot easier on all of us!