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| - Worst tasting pizza in town in a downtrodden Hut, I challenge everyone to stop by just for the laugh. Everything about Pizza Hut "cira 2013" is just a joke, with this location being just ridiculous.
You look up and there's this 1, 2, 3 menu system, no pictures, no common sense, just a butt ugly meaningless board. After starring for a while the 16 year old behind the counter suggested we look at an equally stupid plastic menu. Wow, has it been this long since I have been to a Pizza Hut. We felt like we stepped into a parallel universe where everything is dumbed down & boring. No beer, no salad bar, no desert, nothing but frozen dough pizza options and self serve soda pop.
Soylent Green anyone!
We decided to ordered the once familiar Pan Pizza Supreme, what arrived at the table was just nasty. While the toppings tasted vaguely familiar, they where a mere shadow of there former glory. The crust was beyond nasty, we all stated laughing and poking the thing with a stick. (OK it was our straws but you get the idea)
The 19 year old store manager finally stopped by to find out what was so funny. I was pounding nails with my crust when she arrived. Got her laughing too, she said while all their crusts arrive frozen, its shouldn't still be rock hard at the table. She offered a refund but we declined laughing our way our the door ... stupid menu, no beer, what were we thinking.
We re-grouped a block down the road at Flancer's, good beer, good pizza, good times.
Lesson learned!
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