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| - There are not enough recent reviews for this pretty awesome male strip club, so I'm going to write one even if this review will besmirch my good name.
Coatcheck is $7, and they give you a token to hold on to. No cell phones allowed sadly, but you can take photos outside of the joint. On a Saturday night 281 was PACKED- we got a side table that gave an okay view of the stage itself. The strip dances were either generic (re: boring) or well-staged; my favorite ones would be when they have props or invite customers to go onstage with them.
Drinks are $$$, so definitely pre-drink before going in. I got the Kamikaze shooter (citrusy with vodka) and my friends got beers, which might have been a better choice actually. The waiter is so nice- his name is Sam, if I remember correctly- and so attractive. How do you know if a buff guy is a waiter in 281? If they're wearing a shirt, duh.
My friends purchased a lap dance for me and I had on a serious poker face the entire time Jake danced for me. I'm so sorry Jake. My friends made fun of me for ages, saying that he was probably worried I didn't like it. The lap dance is long, intimate and caused me to fret about my boyfriend because I felt slightly unfaithful. Also, limp, huge, uncircumcised penises were flapping about all night. Just a heads up?
P.S the strippers kiss your cheeks, which is adorable. I'll be back... Hopefully I'll get the chance to go onstage next time. Gotta bring that cash money and make it rain.
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