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| - This is one of the cleaner LVACs around town. It's very big with the indoor track, all of the treadmills you could ever want, and plenty of things to lift and them moisten with your sweat.
However, I made a horrifying discovery the other day, which goes as follows:
I have this running jacket. It is hot pink with these...prisms on it. It cost, like, ten bucks on a sale rack somewhere. This jacket is truly hideous. People find it embarrassing to be seen with me when I wear it.
Well, one day when I wore this to the Green Valley LVAC, the girl at the front desk said to me, "Hey, cool jacket."
It was then that I realized that every time they had complimented me, it had been a lie. In the past someone said I had a great t-shirt, once they said I looked classy in my coat--I had believed them, the fool that I was.
Do not believe the empty compliments lavished upon you by the LVAC employees. They mean NOTHING.
Everything else is cool though.
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