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| - Maybe I just don't like gelato, but I definitely don't like waiting 15 minutes in line for it, either.
I heard they have waffles and cupcakes and other things, but I'll be damned if I could see them through the wall of people. AND if you're in line for 15 minutes, surely you could have done everyone a favour and picked your flavours BEFORE you ordered. Instead of making everyone behind you wait through an excruciating humming-hawing episode.
Let me short-cut this for you: they're all gelato. Order one!
On top of being too busy, not very clean and, sigh, not even that good, Dolce Gelato is also pricey and loud. Case in point, the apartment above it have been for rent for months.
Sadly it is one of the only destinations for a frozen treat on the Danforth. You can always go to Coldstone, but every time I do, I feel like the people look at you like you're nuts when you actually order a Coldstone at Tim Horton's. Like they get nervous when they realize you're not joking and open up the manual. Like what are the steps?
1. Scoop.
2. Put in bowl.
3. Enjoy.
???
I digress.
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