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| - Sooooo, I'm giving 2STARS for 2 individuals (Trophy and LoverBoy ) these were the only 2 dancers that worked the ENTIRE crowd.
Where do I start....hmmm, was the show entertaining??? Um...ok...well...it was aight, I can be long winded w/ my reviews when I'm impress w/ something (check out my CH3 review, ijs) I'll try to keep it to a minimum, sort of:
The inside is intimate, not too big, not too small. Host booth at the front when you come in, cocktail tables sitting in front of the stage, DJ is set up on the side in VIEW and bar off to the side. And here is where it goes downhill for me...
STRIKE 1
Greeted at the hosting booth I had $25 and asked for singles, I was told: "I can't break the $20 but I can give you $5 in singles" ....hmm, ok. How are you NOT sitting on anywhere from $500 to $2500 (dependent on the show) on hand for singles. I took my 5 singles and followed the girl to my seat.
STRIKE 2
We were seated in the back, the venue is not that big so the back is NOT LIKE THAT. But how the seating arrangement is the 4.5th/5th row is the back row (CHEAP SEATS). There's a bar and they have COCKtail servers too (get it, COCK-tail?? whatever it was funny to me). However, if you were not in the 1st/1.5th row (NOT CHEAP SEATS) you got no damn service. We had to go to the bar and get our own drinks. I don't care that the bar was a couple of steps away, if you are serving the FRONT row and the row behind them then you need to serve the entire damn venue. It was only about 45, maybe 50 ladies and 3 guys in there, don't give any kind damns how the seating is, if you are the cocktail server then work the ENTIRE ROOM. The server finally came to our table 15 mins before we walked out on the show.
"Can I get you something to drink?" .....if you could've seen my face, at this point I was already past being DONE with this show and not 2.5hrs later you want to check on me and see if I want a damn drink...BOY IF YOU DON"T GET DA HELL OUTTA MY FACE, HELL NAH I DON'T WANT A DAMN DRINK NOW, especially since we've been walking up to the bar to get our own drinks. Did you forget that they were people in the back too, oh wait no you didn't y'all just ignoring bitches in da back, ok, it's time to go. (sorry I went off on a tangent right there, but that is how we were feeling and walked out before the shoe ended.
STRIKE 3
If you read the FINE PRINT you are politely informed that these are not the guys from the actual show, which is cool with, it is what it is. There's no strike for that b/c if you were not an observant ticket customer then you just didn't do your homework and that's on you....ahhhh nah, the STRIKE is for the following ALL INCLUSIVE: the DANCERS individually and as a group, the theme or LACK THEREOF and the customer interaction or LACK THEREOF.
I really want to send them over to RICO for some theme ideas, choreography, costumes, show/time management, crowd interaction, etc. The show starts off with MEN IN UNIFORM (you can't see my face but I have THAT look on my face right now) My "sexy" boarder patrol costume was better than what they had on, 'yo hablo espanol tambien' and that's what made it better for me, but this is not about me. "Do you like men in Uniform" ha, not uniforms from Party City man, knock it off stop playing w/ me.
The one thing that really kills me is that these guys DID NOT WORK THE ROOM, they mainly stayed entertaining the 2 front rows. They would walk towards the CHEAP SEATS area as if they were going to entertain us and CURVED TF outta us. And then a small 'ray of sunshine' made it's way to the CHEAP SEATS area by the likes of Trophy and LoverBoy. These were the ONLY 2 dancers that entertain the ENTIRE ROOM, from the NOT cheap seats (front row) to the CHEAP seats (back of the room). I give them A for effort and if I had the dollars to give they would've got all my dollars that night. No, not b/c there's meat stick bouncing up in my face, more so b/c they took the time and effort to come to the cheap seat area and entertain the back as much as the front row. I wasn't just gonna throw a DUB at them, I was trying to break it down to 20 singles but as stated they had no change, not even at the bar.
Besides me and my friend, others walked out as well but I doubt they noticed b/c we were in the back. Will I go back, yeah...b/c this is just my opinion, I'm bringing da rest of the crew get theirs views and opinion...and low-key, I gotta go check out TROPHY, ijs. He was the highlight of my evening. 1 more thing: no need to change the bartenders, I like my drinks nice and SKRONG!
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