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| - You know, I'd love to write some snarky review rife with clever yet insulting puns about this place, but in reality, I actually had a great time. Yes, the $20 cover charge is ABSURD and the drink prices are higher than they should be, but you forget -- you're in Vegas! EVERYTHING is more expensive than it is supposed to be, so you have to put it in perspective. I blew $35 on the CSI Experience (which, btw, the only thing I experienced was boredom) and paid $10 for a beer (at Excalibur of all places! The nerve!), so really, $20 isn't that bad.
The music was pretty entertaining, typical top forty but mixed well. The crowd was diverse and entertaining to watch, especially the white boys from middle america who forgot to pack their rhythm. I also really enjoyed the performances on stage, including a gymnast on a russian wheel.
However, I didn't enjoy that people are allowed to smoke indoors, but that isn't Krave's fault... that would be the great state of Nevada. I also have a real problem with the unbelievable-ness of the go go dancers' packages. I mean, sure, if I were a go go dancer I would probably place a little something in my chones to accentuate my goods... but this dude straight up had a week's worth of wardrobe stuffed in his crotch. It reminded me of a full diaper and it wasn't sexy.
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