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| - WHY JACK FLAPS, WHY?!?!?!?!
I was rooting for you! And you let me down! Missed the shot at the buzzer kind of let down. Being handed the menu these words left the waitresses mouth "so we are out of a main ingredient for most of the dishes so I would suggest you don't order them, get a waffle or something." What ingredient might that be? You, as a king breakfast place ran out of the main breakfast ingredient, the one and only, THE EGG.
No eggs benedict, no scrambled, no fried, no bahn mi topped with fried egg, no breakfast burrito, no old standard, no sunny side up! Nada! Nothing! No Huevos!
This case of the missing egg happened at noon which means there was 3 more hours of serving time. If I was working in this establishment, I woulda hopped across the street to the grocer and bought some eggs. I know there might be some rules with going through the distributor or what not but come on guys! A breakfast place without eggs! It's like a pizza place without cheese, a hot dog place with no buns, Chinese without rice! IT"S LIKE SOME GREEK TRAGEDY! It just doesn't make sense. Its defying the laws of the food universe. But, I got the feeling that the staff could truly care less about the kidnapped egg. It appeared that they had already mentally checked out for the day, nonchalantly suggesting people order anything without eggs.
So I sat there, starring at the pictures of men getting pelted and dripped on by glorious eggs, while solemnly eating my egg-less breakfast.
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