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| - Put on your most expensive dark wash jeans and pay homage to "so Scottsdale" at EVO, in all the best ways.
The name, combined with the upscale-casual, verging-on-tacky-but-still-posh vibes you sense upon entry should immediately tip you off. This place is Scottsdale as fuhhh, but then, the hip music selection and chic booths ease you into it, and you're like, "yeah. I can dig this."
Fast forward four and a half minutes: you're ordering bruschetta of the day (ours had pea shoots and crab), kale salad (complete with crispy brussels sprouts, pear, goat cheese, and pine nuts), and trendy thin crust pizzas. You're sipping something bubbly. Life is good.
Finish the experience full force and hop in your BMW, head back to NoSco, and watch Orange is the New Black on Tivo. Doze off peacefully on your Tempurpedic, memories of good times at EVO floating through your perfect little head.
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