This review is for the JCPenny portrait studio responsible for the "Christmas Blessings" Christmas card that graced my family's and co-worker's mailboxes this past holiday season.
My girlfriend and I were going for a "Step Brothers" pose so we had to look the part. I guess the look won't be in any Vogue or GQ magazine this year. No, you'll have to go back to the time when Circus Magazine was popular and when mom and dad went to key parties.
Our photographer was wonderful. She seemed to enjoy her job and have fun with client's ideas. However the person who helped us pick out which cards to choose was not having any of it. If you looked up awkward in the dictionary and smacked them upside the head that's what it felt like. Her sheer agony of working there oozed out from her forced smile.
Anyways, I'll just say that I am damn happy I had a coupon for a $30 package which included two 8x10s of different poses and a whompin' helping of greeting cards. A package that retails at about $170.
And no, even if you pay that price, a happy ending is not included.