"You get what you pay for" as the saying goes. I was actually thinking of getting a membership to one of these types of places but no chance now. As my luck would have it I was paired with a very young girl, who probably graduated from massage school yesterday.
She was very nice but so NOT qualified to get paid to give massage! I have been getting massage for 30+ years and have had some that were not so great but this one was truly laughable. I have had way better at the school/clinic for $30, guess I shouldn't be surprised. Don't waste your money unless you are able to get someone with some experience.