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| - Stay away. if you are reading this as you wait to be seating, lower your head and walk away trying to be discreet. If you are reading this as you just sat down, get up and RUN!!!! Now, I try not to openly bash food on here too often, because people have different tastes, and expectations and whatever. There are exceptions. Welcome to the exception.
Context: 3 people
$60.00
3 breakfasts and 2 coffees
I understand, Las Vegas food can be pricey. It is a new bougie casino, and a bougie cafe. That price is totally reasonable. Until you bring out McDonald's style hash brown patties with my omelette. An omelette which has velveeta or kraft singles on it. AND IN IT. When a Denver Omelette costs me $17.00 dollars, you can afford to put some REAL FREAKING CHEESE ON IT. Or you can hold the cheese. I don't care, but I didn't eat that shit when I was 7, and I am sure as hell not eating it now. And you can make some real potatoes, or at least edible potatoes. As a server, when two out of the three people have not taken more than 2 bites each, and are NOT looking hung over, you should ask if the food was ok, or if there was something wrong.
We didn't eat, paid, and then proceeded to warn anyone walking in. The only decent meal that came was fruit and yogurt, which does not say a whole lot. Seriously, if ARIA Cafe management reads this, buy some damn cheese and potatoes. Hire someone who makes an edible menu. Stop being terrible, or at least charge the normal amount for fake cheese and shit potatoes, which according to my last stop at McDonald's, should cost about $5.00 for breakfast.
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