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| - I like clubs. I perform at clubs. I do events at clubs. I lose myself every few months with hitting clubs, losing it on the dance floor, etc. I'm not new to the way the whole scene works.
-The worst club experience I've ever had occurred at this hilariously terrible establishment.-
My first time there was for a comp'd evening for a friend by the club after he cried foul with a certified letter when a bouncer gave him a hard time for asking if guys playing for the other team went to The Bank. I thought this whole thing ridiculous until I went to the club for the comp'd table the Bank gave him and while waiting for him and everyone to show up dealt with the RUDEST bouncer I've ever met with.
I don't know where Light Group finds their cronies. I mean trolls. I mean, bouncers. They must have searched out every bridge in the world and pulled all the trolls out from under them and hired them to work at the Light Properties because the bulk of them are far beyond the typical bouncer and act as if they're the guards to the Federal Reserve.
The velvet rope area is a disaster. There is no line - it's a clusterfck of drunk bozos who are getting pushed into giving 100 bucks to the bouncers so they can get into this overpriced, crowded club.
GIRLS. There are NO places to sit down. This is not like certain other clubs that have benches, chairs, etc to sit and relax. None of that. This is one of THOSE clubs.
Grey goose vodka at a table? Thousand bucks. Yes, you read that right.
One particular Sunday I heard that one of the top DJ's of the world, BT, was headlining a Sunday night there playing house music. I was ecstatic. I dressed up, headed out, arrived, waiting an hour for him to set up. He comes on, starts playing... fifteen minutes later the club shuts him down for not playing hip hop. One of the top DJs in the WORLD and this pathetic club asks him to leave because he's playing HOUSE MUSIC as was outlined? Holy GOD. You can go to Jet, Tao, just about any other club and hear Hip Hop. EVERY. NIGHT.
Just a WASTE of my time. Thank God I didn't pay to get in.
Save your money and save yourself. Get AWAY from this club and may it sink into the sea, er, desert.
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