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  • UN-FRICKEN-BELIEVABLE!!!!! Can I please get a ZERO stars option? Please? I am certain if you look back at all my reviews you will read somewhere where I boasted: "There is no such thing as bad sushi!" Well, guess what? -- we have found BAD sushi! Red Sushi Hibachi Grill has, was I would gently refer to, as the the "Worst Sushi on Planet Earth!" No - "WORST SUSHI IN THE GALAXY!!" These people do not even pretend they are not terrible. The discerning look of utter disinterest on the face of my sushi chef, as he watched me scrape the layer of wasabi paste from the bottom of my fish and picked away at the mountain still on top of my rice, spoke volumes about this joke of a sushi bar. I was nearly floored by how he caked on the wasabi like a bricklayer building a wall. Of course it wasn't until I finished, with my 10 minute chore of scraping the wasabi from my fish, that I realized I should have kept it on. The Fish Was Nasty! Let me say that again: THE FISH WAS "DRAGGED THROUGH THE CRACK OF SOME DISHWASHER'S ARSE" NASTY! I was starting to wish I ate just the wasabi. I am so flabbergasted by the pure crap of this disgusting tourist trap, that I literally had a coronary when the bill arrived. At the bequest of my doctor, I am not supposed to go into detail about the bill - he fears it may kill me to talk about it again. Uuuhh, my chest! If you want to know what sushi DOES NOT taste like? - go to Red. If you want to experience the "worst of the Worst"? - go to Red. If you want to imagine Nobu Matsuhisa going Kamikaze on some place? - go to Red. If you want Dishwasher Arse dragged over your tongue? go to Red. If you want to know what it is like to hit Absolute Bottom? - go to Red. If you are the absolute dumbest person on the planet? - don't go to red (I was being facetious before). If you want to have your stomach pumped by a fat, bald intern with BO? - go to Red, Will somebody please do the world a favor, and invite Bruce Banner to have sushi at Red? -- Please? -- Someone? -- Please? -- Anyone? -- For the love of Mike! P.S. If anyone is particularly good at Memory Charms, I am willing to pay.
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