WTF is this crap?! What do you mean I have to take a tram to get my luggage? Why is my luggage taking so long to come out? What do you mean I have to go into a long line and weave in and out like a darn cow to catch a cab? Why can't I just flag one down like people do in normal cities? Why did the tram break down?! Why are your TSA agents such mega assholes? No, I don't want to hear about Jesus. I already know him, thanks. Why, oh why do I have to take another tram to catch my flight? Why did the airport shuttle let me off at the wrong gate? Why are your slot machines so old? Why aren't things labeled clearer so I know what the F is going on? You know what? Never mind. If the good Lord says the same, I shall never darken these doors again.