I'll give it 5 stars because
1. I didn't wait in a long ass line, I just walked right in with my friend (our real tatas got us in, thank you Agent Provacteur)
2. I had a great time dancing to the music
3. No greasy guys were grinding up on me (I would have gone UFC on their ass!)
4. My friend left her panties in some one's pocket
5. I like that you're not trapped inside a box, so it was nice that you could see outside
Tryst was not what I expected it to be with all the hype surrounding it, but I had a great time. Isn't that what it's all about? Oh, and 6. I received a very nice compliment from a female about my lap dancing skills...so thanks! (blush!)