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| - Be warned: for Sunday brunch, the line here can be absofuckinlutely ridONCULOUS, that you will say, "this aint worth waiting in line for."
Aside from that, the line wasn't too too bad when we got there (around 11), even though the banged up broads in front of us were all hung over and I could FEEL them rolling their eyes behind their giant Chanel sunglasses, clutching their waterbottles, pushing their glasses up on their glossy, sleek heads and giving me and my buddy the stink eye. I was much more amused by the cougars further ahead of us talking about their football bets.
Once inside, you pay the 24 bucks for the brunch (28 if you want champagne, still a bargain). The food is excellent, the options endless - it's what you should get at a Vegas buffet. The only drawback to buffets is the gross people that often come to them - what is the fascination of sneezing behind me? H1N1, anybody, or am I just being paranoid?
I will close with this great quote, stolen from another yelper: "treat everyone as if they have swine flu or syphilis." I hope that don't deter you from the Bellagio Buffet - it is really good.
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