Hmmm, let's see, how should I review this place? I know!
1. $15 WiFi after spending $300 a night for a room. Ummm, how about no?
2. Rooms are decent but are equalled by any $120 hotel chain. These are nothing special by far. Glad to know they were only around +200% the price...
3. Feels like everything in the hotel (besides the lobby) hasn't been renovated since the Chernobyl accident.
4. Valet is EXPENSIVE ($45/night. NOT day) and extremely lazy with no customer service whatsoever (I had to lower my window and wave to get him to come to my car as he had earbuds in his ears and didn't want to get up despite previously making eye contact with me).
5. The shower has a temperature option between hot, and $&$@@& hot. Which would you prefer? Don't worry though, the pressure is decent so you will be scalded without much of a wait.
6. The washrooms had no bath soap... I only found this out as I climbed into the shower.
7. Did I mention this place sucks?
UPDATE:
I forgot to mention the only 2 benefits of this place: 1. Borrowing a pair of shoes and clothes for the is under $6 for your entire stay! 2. Late check out (only on weekends I believe) until 2pm without the hassle most hotels give you.