More to come from the 5 other yelpers in my party who had the same experience as I did. I just wanted to beat them all to the punch. To sum up what they will say in what I'm sure will be great detail:
1. The good-not-great, reasonably priced brunch food was totally betrayed by the most inept service of all time.
2. Now reading a bunch of other reviews here I see this isn't an uncommon story.
3. Most of the drinks we had were good, including bloody maries, but make your own mimosas by buying champagne and a side glass of OJ.