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  • Fro-Yo Wanugee here. This Golden Spoon is brand new, only opened 10 days ago. It's hidden in the Promenade shopping mall on North Scottsdale near Frank Lloyd Wright Blvd, my old stomping grounds. It is SPYFY. (Server Pours Your Fro-Yo). Normally, I like PYOFY (Pour Your Own Fro-Yo) because it gives me better control of what I want. SPYFY has set prices and portion controls, while PYOFY has self-serve amounts and is charged by the ounce. However, I have noticed that most PYOFY places use inferior Fro-Yo machines. The consistency of the Fro-Yo is, well, inconsistent. I have also noticed that most SPYFY places have better consistency in their consistency. I think it is for two reasons: 1. SPYFY doesn't have every pimple faced kid jerking off the machine to PYOFY. 2. SPYFY places, more often than not, user a higher quality Fro-Yo machine. Like this SPYFY, Golden Spoon. They use higher end Taylor machines (their the ones with blue LEDs on the front), which have better temperature control, and less hands jerking off the white pud. So there is less dribble before it comes.....out. I guess the analogy between PYOFY and SPYFY is like Sex with a partner (PSFSS - Partner Stimulation For Sexual Satisfaction) ) and Masturbation (SSFSS - Self Stimulation For Sexual Satisfaction). You may get a much more satisfying outcome from the PSFSS versus the SSFSS. Just don't confuse PSFSS with SPYFY and SSFSS with PYOFY. You may not get the consistency out of either sticky white streams that you wanted. Fro-Yo Wanugee here. You know you love me long time!
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