Do you like looking out your window to see homeless people picking through your dumpsters?
Do you like it when those people, apparently unhappy with your trash, then light your dumpster on fire?
Do you think it's so much more fun to do laundry when it takes 3 hours for your dryer to do its job?
Do evenings at home seem so empty to you, without barking dogs, screaming NASCAR-loving neighbors and floors that shake from running children next door?
Would you like to feel like you live off 19th and Buckeye, but have a posh Scottsdale mailing address, too?
Do unresponsive front office workers turn you on?
Does life seem mundane unless your car gets broken into in your "gated" community's parking lot?
Do you like that smell of cigarette smoke that wafts into your apartment from the smelly smokers below you?
If so, you should most definitely check this place out. You'll LOVE IT!