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  • Holy Mother of Meat Gods!!! How can I write the most amazing review for a succulent and juicy piece of meat without making it sound disgustingly perverted? I can't!! The meat that I devoured was deliciously thick in girth and perfect in length. It was perfectly cooked. Just right in tenderness, not overly stiff and had plenty of juices flowing. My god. Ohhhhh. Myyyyyyy. Gooooooooood!! Oh. Baby!! Babbbbbbbby!!! Ohhhhhhhhh Baaaaaaaaabbbbby!! Give me MORE!! I want MORE!!! As if this perfect piece of meat wasn't enough in my mouth, I found my mouth savoring in the most flavorful and creamiest Truffled Creamed Corn. Texture wise, it was pretty creamy and not many lumps . .. Ummmm ('nuff said) but the taste ... if all creamy things tasted this amazing perhaps more women would swallow more often (I'm just saying) The sommelier paired my OHHHH baaaaabby rib eye steak with a savory Rhone from the chateauneuf du pape region. My dessert wine...holy shiznitz, I think I may have bitten into the wine glass to ensure I tasted every last morsel. The only disappointment was their chocolate souffle. it was subpar, mediocre, meh, I've had better. But it's okay because I thoroughly enjoyed the main course. One thing I also did not enjoy at all was the bacon cheese rolls. Blech!! But the butter was, yup, you guessed it, Nice and Creamy!!! OH, and I forgot to mention the Jumbo Shrimp appetizer....my god, those things were HUGE . . . and size does matter, you better be damned sure I wanted my shrimp large and meaty and these shrimps did not disappoint.
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