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| - All the girls and boys wanna see my FOUNTAIN
From Lisa in HR to Larry in ACCOUNTIN'
My sex is like an ATM just enter the AMOUNT IN
And like a Gore election you'll be left RECOUNTIN'
This 21st Century Fox'll put his PARAMOUNT IN
Make you wanna ride all night and never be DISMOUNTIN'
Even if you charge for sex, I'm the one you'll be DISCOUNTIN'
And then we'll go for Bubble Tea at JADE MOUNTAIN
WHAT
I'm a little Jaded when it comes to Bubble Tea. Get it. Jaded. I've had so many of the best ones in North America, so how could this compare?
Well, you know what, I judge it by Wisconsin standards - and even Chicago standards are not sky high compared to Texas, New York, and of course Cali. And by Wisconsin standards, you won't find a more authentic, homemade, and enjoyable Bubble Tea shop than this. In fact, you won't even come close.
Yes, Jade Mountain was easily the best place that I got Bubble Tea in Wisconsin. By a distance. They don't really make their drinks sweet, so you have to rely on the squidgy gooey tapioca to give your teeth some sweetness. Tea I mean. But that too. Silly voice dictation. And it really does because they are soaked very well in sugar or honey. It's a good job, even if they could be a bit more chewy in a bit less sludgy.
The teas themselves are absolutely excellent. Brewed to perfection. They make Mountain tea as a Milk bubble tea, which is really high in caffeine, and then the Oolong and the regular milk tea are both excellent. I can't decide which one I like better, but I think I'd like to try them with honey next time I come. A little sweeter than usual. I'm not Asian after all. So I have the North American sugar addiction, a bit. A lot a bit. And I'm also not Asian very well. I mean ageing very well. OK that's a lie.
And there will definitely be a next time because I also have yet to try the fruit teas. So until then I'll teas you about them... and teas you in general, especially if you're on my Snapchat. Or should I say Crapchat. I mean, it's a pretty crap app. I wonder if there will ever be an app called Crapapp. But I digress.
Also the teas are a generous portion for a normal price with a very heavy dose of tapioca. As opposed to the heavy dose of British Sausage that is also available. Not here though. PM me, I'll tell you where.
Not to mention the tea shop is really cute and a lovely place to hang out (much like my bedroom), and the owner girl is such a sweetheart to talk to (much like I talk sweetly to my British sausage). It was a pleasure discussing bubble tea and Taiwan with her - and the products here, my visit here, and our chat, were among the top highlights of my trip to Madison.
Whenever I am in Wisconsin - in Madison specifically - I am going to come back here for bubble tea.
And whenever I am in Madison, she starts trying to wife me, and I'm like, this is why I don't hang out with Madison anymore.
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