In all seriousness, this is probably one of the best pizzas that you can get in Lorain County. Yes, it's that good. While it might take a bit of time to actually get your pie (it took us 30 minutes for a carry-out order), it's still a good quality. The crust is good, not too thick and not too thin, the source is flavorful (but not 'tangy), and the toppings are well placed and bountiful.
If you're not in the mood for pizza, their other menu options are pretty good as well -- my wife gets a "Woogie Bear" which is amazing. The prices aren't bad -- a family pie will feed three people (probably could have fed four) and is under $20 with a few toppings.