Every time I come to your airport I POLITELY explain I just am there to use the wall outlets to charge my phone but you guys always turn me away and hit me with some made-up nonsense about me "needing to have a boarding pass" to "fly somewhere" and also "must be wearing a shirt that covers all of my torso" in order to hang out in the VIP area.
WE ALL KNOW that the good electricity and Auntie Ann's are behind those checkpoints. I'm no millionaire either and even if I was why should I have to pay that much money to wear a neck pillow in the sky? It's expensive enough uberring out there in the first place anyways.
See y'all next week. And hopefully this time I get to see a famous person.