I can't be any clearer about this: This was the absolute worst pizza I have ever eaten in my life.
I understand the average review before my writing is 4.5 stars, but I simply cannot conceive of this idea. Somehow, after the first rancid slice, I was able to continue through almost two more slices before my disgust overwhelmed my hunger. I don't care if I'm used to great pizza in Chicago, there has GOT to be something in between...