2.5 Stars, The restaurant sits staunchly between Meh and Allright, Okay, not Terrible. I should write the new Yelp ranking guidelines.
So, I've had the, um, pleasure of having about 3 meals here due to my long-term residence at the Double Tree Hotel. Now, don't go stalking me in the lobby. If you want to say HI, I'll be in the bar. I digress. The food is simply OK. My steak in the steak salad wasn't a great juicy quality; not sure of the cut. Pasta thingie I had was boring and flavorless. Gorgonzola flatbread pizza? Was a Boboli!! Bar closes at 12ish, which was discovered post-Pens game and pre-somebarsomewhereinpittswheretheycondonesmokingandIranintoallthehotelstaff(say that quickly 10 times). There is this one bartender who is s.l.o.w. and I am not going to detail his slowness any further.
The wine list is bah-ring and spen-die. Imma drink in my room from now on.