On Sunday, I ran a few errands and stopped at my favorite Starbucks on Rainbow for an iced tea. It was the last day of eating what I wanted before my diet started and as I left Starbucks, I noticed the "90 second wood fired pizza" sign across the way. I walked in and was pleased with the decor of the new pizza spot. The ordering process is very similar to ordering a sandwich at Subway. A young lady asked me what I would like. I ordered a pizza with whole wheat crust with pepperoni and garlic. At a little over $12, I was hoping for something pretty amazing out of a 10", very thin pizza. It went in the oven as I paid and was at my table in a to go box in less than 2 minutes. So far so good. I went home with my goodies and settled in. It was all downhill from there. The underside of this thing was black from being cooked too hot. I took one bite and the only way I can describe the flavor is "burnt salt." I couldn't taste the whole roasted garlic chunks, the mozzarella or the pepperoni. I don't know if it was the sauce or the crust, but I felt like I went 12 rounds with a salt lick. I looked for a spot that wasn't scorched to resemble asphalt and after 3 bites, I have up and drank the rest of my iced tea in the hopes of saving my taste buds from the sodium WMD that I was just assaulted with. First and last time I try a 90-second pizza.