IN THE COURSE OF TWO HOURS I...
-Got hit on by two drunken waitresses from the Olive Garden who rubbed my inner thigh and were possibly trying to steal my wallet.
-Got an offer from a random guy to go in the bathroom and do coke (which I declined).
-Got Framboise Raspberry Lambic poured in my nose (in case you were wondering, it burns).
-Listened to some bluegrass band with a guy who rocked the banjo.
-Had some incredible beers like Old Rasputin, Stone Anniversary Ale, and the incredible Allagash Four.
-Had an amazing fu*king time!
Get OFF the Strip people! There is life beyond all those flashing lights and fat sunburned tourists with giant margarita glasses.