Offering a complete line of ratty rooms at extremely high prices. Advertised at only (about) $159 a week (sounds like 636 a month) come and find out you'll be charged and taxed like a tourist and with our flexible stay fee you'll be guaranteed a room rate some regular hotels would be embarrassed to charge at up to over $1000 a month. Come in today and be vacantly acknowledged by our poorly trained staff.
Don't fear having to scrub the floors on your way out, our ratty cabinets and furniture are the smelliest run-down things you'll ever see or your money back. You'll get a sense of community from this neighborhood in which you'll be scared to be in this community conveniently located right next to the trailer park! Every meth-head, drug dealer and prostitute in the valley knows this place as either their home or place of business. Come on down and see the finest the Boulder Highway has to offer (keep in mind we're talking about Boulder Highway here). Mention this yelp review when you check in and you'll get an apology from the front desk along with no-wifi code.... Oh did we forget to tell you, the wifi is so bad that we actually charge people for a premium signal.
Don't let any of that discourage you since we offer free utlities, In las Vegas that means something, but the fact that your in-room air conditioner might not have a knob on, which keeps our costs low.
The Siegel Suites where the longer you stay the more you'll regret it!