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  • It's Super Bowl Sunday and someone suggested wings. Okay, I grew up where wings were invented and there are two things true about me and wings ... I will eat them over Cheerios for breakfast; and I won't put up with bad wings. I'm calling them wings here because back home NO ONE calls them Buffalo Wings or Hot Wings. First off, buffalo wings only grow on buffalo's and buffalo's are very reluctant to part with their wings. And second, we don't use the word "hot" because that's the only way wings are made. In my home town we frown upon putting fancy foo-foo sauces on our wings. Now, back to the game. Now I'm in the mood for wings now and no one is going to get in the car and go out to find some while the game is getting exciting. Not having a clue which if any of the places listed here are good or even tolerable the #1 criterion simply becomes which place offers the most wings for the cheapest price and they absolutely positively have to deliver them. And fast. Red Devil was the best deal and because it was football time we expected to see them in an hour or two ... maybe. Nope, a cool friendly guy delivered them in about 30 minutes. While they have several sauce options (none prohibitively foo-foo) they oddly insist that the only way to order them is half and half from several preselected choices. We selected mild Buffalo and hot, which by the way were both impressively hot. The wings themselves were fat and juicy and 10 of them were enough for me to call a full meal. The only weird thing is that their definition of half and half was 12 of the so-called mild and only 8 of the hot. I actually deducted a star for that because the driver told us that despite the big game their store was dead slow, so they can't blame it on being too busy to not be able to count out 20 wings properly. And unfortunately for me I liked the hotter ones that we only got 8 of better. One more thing - has anyone ever told them that they have one of the worst websites on Planet Earth? What are they thinking, it's almost like they are purposely trying to drive people away. The number one reason people visit a restaurant's website is to see the menu and find out what the hours are. While they do have a link that says "menu" it doesn't show you a menu, and if you click on the "takeout/delivery" menu it's almost useless. The sad thing is it looks like they're paying some dude big bucks to "design" that so-called website. Red Devil for wing delivery during a football game overall impressed me for price and quality. They were given one simple job ... put 10 medium wings and 10 hot wings in a bag and deliver it. Too bad they messed up.
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