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  • Tiny as shit. Like, you're sitting on top of tables. Like 100 sq ft for dining. As in claustrophobia, well don't even think about it. Why is it getting all these 5 star reviews? Well, it is charming I have to admit. The diminutive size gives a folksy, hippie-hip, ambiance. Men with beards, you've got em. Thrift store sheik women, of course. And, as is almost always the case with such a clientele, everyone is overly nice. The food, can't speak to it as we couldn't fit inside to wait. I'd be fairly certain it would be good wholesome fare (how could it not be with such a small dining area?). But, then again, I'd bet my left nut that people would rate this highly even if the food was nothing special. People are rating this because it's everything an Applebee's isn't. In all, I came away disliking the place. I mean, it's one thing to be cute, tiny and all that, but for god-sakes this place is asinine. Stick to being a bakery. Oh, and how the eff can this place claim to be handicap accessible? Maybe they mean if you stay out on the sidewalk, they'll run you out your order.
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