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The former Alice Cooperstown.
The former Local Heroes
The soon to be former Good19Fellers
Yes, this play on Rapid Robert Feller's #19, posthumously uses the legendary Indian's persona to host an awful restaurant.
The menu, a laminated abomination of frozen goodies, stale offerings and a few fresh cut items. The service...as dead as #19, and yes, he's still dead.
The food offerings look as if they've been reincarnated from the grave. Stale, bland offerings that come out of the kitchen too quick to be fresh as they purport on their menu.
Their chicken tasted frozen...could have passed for a Swanson Hungry Man dinner or Stouffer's meal.
Fresh cut fries were delicious! Really, what's it take for other restaurants to dump the frozen fries, press some potatoes and fry up some great fresh cut fries?
Service has gone way down hill since the days of Local Heroes. Seems their long hiatus through the last poor attempt at a Cavs season has sent most of their good staff searching elsewhere. So any of the few and I mean very few good people they had are long gone.
During our recent visit they were working on the broken jukebox. So instead of having the repairman in before doors open, or after hours, they get the bright idea to BLAST the music at 1pm during lunch service.
When I write in other reviews, "compared to other downtown offerings," this is effectively what I mean. This place needs a 0-star rating, a new menu, some friendlier staff and a manager that can tell the repair people when it's appropriate for guests.
Mens' bathroom stall was busted. Go figure.
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