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| - Football Sunday~As a first-timer at Half Moon I wanted to like this new sports bar adventure. I really, really did. I wanted to hang out, I wanted to order food, I wanted to drink beer & I really wanted to enjoy an afternoon of football. However, there was not one single, itsy-bity, tiny thing that was redeemable about our experience.
The restaurant/bar was nearly empty. There were more food servers than patrons. When we were seated conveniently next to the kitchen we were quite optimistic. We thought, "YAY! We will receive good service & the food will be prepared properly and not rushed." Ha-ha, (resounding laughter) on us.
We began by ordering the nachos, the pesto hummus & 2 ice teas. The nachos were a horrible culinary choice. The chips were stale, the cheese sauce was 2 opposing colors of orange & yellow & it had the same food film that pudding gets when it's old.
We had to send it back. I was absolutely astounded as my dining companion has a stomach made of steel & would eat asphalt if it were deep-fried.
The hummus place was nearly as unappetizing, the pita bread was hard & the accompanying vegetables were soggy. The hummus was a curdling swamp of what we believed to be pesto soup.
At this juncture, I literally had to stand up & wave with manic jazz hands to get us a refill of ice tea. After an extended period of time, our 2nd or maybe even 3rd, server brought our ice tea, which was neither iced nor in any possible way resembled tea. An oxymoron for sure.
Still we asked our server what she would recommend on a re-order & her response was an hysterically emphatic, "I don't eat here."
In conclusion, I want my $30.00 back so I can use it next time a Zipps.
Thanks!
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