TOO MANY KIDS!!!
Their parents basically drop them off like daycare and then go sit and watch the wall of TVs.
The kids then take over the ice and careen their seal things into you, grab you (a complete stranger) to brace themselves, etc.
Then the people working chuckle about it when you hand you stuff back and tell you adult skate times are close to midnight.
This is the Strip, people, leave your damn kids at home.