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If your aim is to covertly perv on the sweaty asshole of a local model while pretending to do yoga...then this place gets 5 stars. There is usually one (sometimes two) local gash-flasher(s) on display...in addition to the instructor, who is an alt model herself. The rest of the class is almost exclusively male.
If, however, you are looking for a challenging workout with a roomful of sincere naturalists who are just there to enjoy the freedom of nudity without pervy undertones...beware! One star is warranted!
I'll admit, on my last visit (5/15) I was disappointed; I'd been to naked yoga a few times back around 2012, when they had different instructors and a totally different aesthetic -- back then it was more like playing volleyball at a wholesome Swedish nudist camp, with an earnest, neo-hippie vibe.
But this new naked yoga is an entirely different animal. The atmosphere was informal and adult-jokey, with a nu-metal soundtrack and much sophomoric sexual humor. Most students were male, and I could practically feel the eyeballs probing my perineum.
Honestly, I would probably not go back. If I want to sprawl out naked in a roomful of pervs, I'll do it down at Showgirl Video and make a few bucks in the process!!!
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