Dark, unassuming and full of booze - the bar, not me.
Please don't visit this place. It's nice, and unspoiled by a-holes and what would you want with a dimly-lit, well-stocked bar a few blocks from The Mod Club anyway?
Surely, you hate a year-round patio, great service and daily drink specials.
Yeah, move on. I'll hold down the fort.