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| - If you never in your life had Chinese food before, or seen things in colour..you'll probably like this place. In fact, if you enjoy the colour white, this is the place for you.
You know how I ended up coming here? University girls. Question thought of, question answered. I don't understand the idea of a buffet restaurant turning into a bar lounge, you'd have to be the type of person who matches their furniture to the colour of the white walls in their home. I went there with a academically gifted girl who's priorities are completely misguided, and her trollop girlfriend who is just the worst possible enabler for any maturing young female. So I guess it doesn't matter how I ended up here, but whether if I'm really living my life the way God intended me to.
What I liked about this place was the attentive bus-person by the buffets that constantly maintaining the cleanliness of the table tops, and that there plenty of desserts to choose from, but the selection of food was just ordinary and far from plentiful. It wasn't very Asian either.
To my horror, our waiter was a Man who I went to junior high with, and obviously he was gay. This wouldn't be relevant if not for the horribly mannered trollop who insisted on questioning him on whether if he was gay. I begged her not to, but she did it anyway.
"Uh...yes I am, what a weird question." The waiter who shall not be named said.
I apologized profusely, and he was cool about it. Great, now I'm obligated to leave a giant tip, and I didn't even get my food yet.
The décor had me thinking that I accidentally walked into a 90's rap video just prior to the 'hoes' showing up. Neon lights, white upholstery, and a panoramic view of Dundas Square which belonged in a magazine ad marketing domestic vodka to under-aged teens. If this were a condo, it would house to the likeness of rappers such as Drake, but since I don't like Drake..I'm not super swell about this place. The woman I was with questioned our waiter's sexual orientation...GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
I think I left a twenty dollar tip on a sixty dollar meal.
Woo, that's got to be someone's last name....or else the name just sounds sarcastic. WOOOOOOOO BUFFETTTTTTTT...
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