You can't polish a turd. But, you can be a turd that offers $1 bottles of beer and margaritas, $3 craps tables, and $4 roulette in the middle of the Strip, which makes for a pretty decent turd.. This place is essentially the college bar of Vegas, loud and rowdy with drunken ranting and old people staring at young people.
PS - The best idea we had all trip was to load up on $1 bottles of beer and bring them back to our hotel. It is cheaper than any of the liquor stores and cold as ice. Love it.